Warped Wiseman wonders: “If people go to the gym to exercise, why do they fight for a parking spot close to the front door?”

Fred: Did you hear about the wig factory truck that crashed?
Barney: No, what happened?
Fred: I don’t know, but police are still combing the area!

KidzJokes: What is the Most Famous Fish??? The Starfish!!! hehehe!!! #Jokes

KidzJokes: Why did the Goose cross the Road??? To get a Gander at the Other Side!!! #Joke

A book never written: “Physical Education” by Jim Nasium.

KidzJokes: What*s Yellow and Black with Red Spots??? a Leopard with Measles!!! hehehe!!! #Jokes

Joey: The cure you suggested didn’t work.
Doctor: Did you drink a glass of milk after a hot bath?
Joey: I couldn’t. After drinking the hot bath, I didn’t feel like having any milk.

KidzJokes: When is it Bad Luck to have a Black Cat follow you??? When your a Mouse!!! hehehe!!! #Jokes

KidzJokes: Where do Polar Bears vote??? At the North Poll!!! hehehe!!! #Jokes

Dan: Did you hear the one about the egg?
Derek: Yeah, that yolk always cracks me up!

KidzJokes: What kind of Suit does a Duck Wear??? A Duck-Seedo!!! hehehe!!! #Jokes

Daffynition: Geometry— What the boy said when he was turned into an oak.

KidzJokes: Did you hear about the Robbery in the Backyard??? A Pair of Clothespins held up a Pair of Pants!!! hehehe!!! #Jokes

An old man was talking to his neighbor. “I just bought a new hearing aid,” he says. “It cost me $4,000, but it’s state of the art. It’s perfect.”
“Really,” his neighbor says. “What kind is it?”
“Twelve thirty,” the old man says.

KidzJokes: Why don*t Fish play Tennis??? Because they might get caught in the Net!!! hehehe!!! #Jokes

A book never written: “How to Get Your Way” by Dick Tate.

KidzJokes: What do you call a chicken who thinks he*s Superman??? Cluck Kent!!! hehehe!!! #Jokes

Pedro: Why did the chipmunk go to space?
Boss: I don’t know.
Pedro: To find an astro-nut!

KidzJokes: How many Acorns grow on the average Pine Tree??? None! Pine Trees don*t grow Acorns!!! hehehe!!! #Jokes

Daffynition: Illegal—A sick bird.