Daffynition: Geometry— What the boy said when he was turned into an oak.

KidzJokes: Did you hear about the Robbery in the Backyard??? A Pair of Clothespins held up a Pair of Pants!!! hehehe!!! #Jokes

An old man was talking to his neighbor. “I just bought a new hearing aid,” he says. “It cost me $4,000, but it’s state of the art. It’s perfect.”
“Really,” his neighbor says. “What kind is it?”
“Twelve thirty,” the old man says.

KidzJokes: Why don*t Fish play Tennis??? Because they might get caught in the Net!!! hehehe!!! #Jokes

A book never written: “How to Get Your Way” by Dick Tate.

KidzJokes: What do you call a chicken who thinks he*s Superman??? Cluck Kent!!! hehehe!!! #Jokes

Pedro: Why did the chipmunk go to space?
Boss: I don’t know.
Pedro: To find an astro-nut!

KidzJokes: How many Acorns grow on the average Pine Tree??? None! Pine Trees don*t grow Acorns!!! hehehe!!! #Jokes

Daffynition: Illegal—A sick bird.

KidzJokes: Why wouldn*t the Maid clean the computer??? Because she doesn*t do Windows!!! hehehe!!! #Jokes

KidzJokes: Where does Dracula go to Work??? The Vampire State Building!!! hehehe!!! #Jokes

Stephan: Did you hear about the two guys who froze at a drive-in movie?
Daniel: No. What happened?
Stephan: They had gone to see “Closed for Winter”!

KidzJokes: What has Cities without Houses, Rivers without Water, and Forests without Trees??? A Map!!! hehehe!!! #Jokes

KidzJokes: What travels all around the World yet stays in one Corner??? A Stamp!!! hehehe!!! #Jokes

A book never written: “How to Cross the Street” by A.J. Walker.

KidzJokes: What has a Head, a Tail, and no Body??? A Penny!!! hehehe!!! #Jokes

Gregory: What instrument did the Egyptians play while writing hieroglyphics?
Joshua: I don’t know.
Gregory: The cymbals!

KidzJokes: What has no beginning and no end and has nothing in the Middle??? A Doughnut!!! hehehe!!! #Jokes

Ben: What should you never feed a computer?
Adam: I’m stumped.
Ben: Spam!

KidzJokes: When do Bedbugs get Married??? In the Spring!!! hehehe!!! #Jokes